Send your pathetic friend a pathetic Christmas tree.
Few bare branches, one lonely ornament, and a note explaining why they deserve it. Mailed anywhere in the US.
How it works
1
Tell us who it's for
Anyone who'd get the joke — a best friend, a sibling, someone who could use a laugh this Christmas.
2
Write the card
Two lines is plenty. We print it and tuck it under the one ornament.
3
We mail the tree
It ships in a slim box, just like a real tree would. Arrives in 4–6 days, looking exactly as sad as promised.
What actually shows up
- Tree24", a handful of branches, deliberately lopsided
- Ornamentone, red, slightly too big for the tree
- Standsmall wood base, tree slots right in
- Cardyour message, printed on cardstock
Pricing
$30.00
Ships anywhere in the continental US. Order by Dec 15 for Christmas delivery.
Somebody in your life needs one of these.